Top 10 Behaviors that Piss Me Off

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badbehaviorThere are WAY more than 10 behaviors displayed by the human race that piss me off, but these are the ones that stick out in my mind the most because a) I run across them so much; or b) they really irk the shit out of me.

  1. Laziness – if you have trash, throw it out. If you dirty a dish, either wash it or put it in the dishwasher. If you grab a circular at the market at don’t need it when you leave, ask the cashier to dispose of it, don’t leave it in the cart. It simply astounds me how many different people are so self-involved that they could care less about making more work for someone else or leaving a mess for someone else to clean up.
  2. Prejudices – if you don’t like LGBT individuals or the black person who lives next door to you, keep it to yourself. I don’t want to hear your negative opinions that are based on stereotypes and who knows what else. All voicing your opinion does is make me question why I’m talking to you.
  3. Hotheadedness – as in the inability to have a discussion without resorting to yelling, name-calling, or other tactics just because you can’t handle being wrong or compromising.
  4. Uncooperativeness – if I’m running a household or a department of a business, I do things a specific way because they are efficient. Please don’t throw a wrench in the works just because it’s not important to you. It’s important to the person who took the time to streamline how things run/where they’re kept/etc. Every time the person who took the trouble to develop the procedure sees you not doing it on purpose, they’re going to get royally pissed off.
  5. Short-temperedness – is stepping on a piece of gum or having a melt-down about spilled milk really worth it? Get yourself some damn therapy so the rest of us don’t feel like we’re in the same room as a future mass-shooter. Maybe you’ll find making friends easier, too.
  6. Useryness – if you only call me when you’re in trouble or need something, please go away.
  7. Manipulativeness – using words to either try to make someone feel bad without outwardly seeming like a bad guy or to get someone to do something they wouldn’t normally do, or believe something they wouldn’t normally believe. This includes asking loaded questions to bait someone into an argument or twisting words to suit your own immediate needs.
  8. Suspicion – if you’re so insecure that you think the everyone is out to screw you over – maybe you should move to mars.
  9. Know-it-all-ness – did your mother ever say “no one likes a know-it-all”? She was right. No one wants to hear how you know more about performing an emergency tracheotomy than a doctor (even though you’ve never received any training in that area). We know you’re full of shit.
  10. Bossiness – having to assume charge of every situation you’re in, even though it’s plain as day that you don’t know what the hell you’re doing. (Also known as little-guy syndrome and my-ego-is-minisculeitis).

Yes, some of those words are strictly from the “Dictionary of Cheryl”, but they fit. 😉


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